SUPER ORIGINAL Our brand is super original.  No one else think to be putting donkeys on the tug boats before!

SUPER NATURAL 100% all-natural models.  Our asses have never been to the plastic surgeon, like those name brand donkeys.

SUPER PREMIUM Our shirts are the best, bro! Those other brand fashions are like cardboard, and ours are the premium.

SUPER COOL You will set the trend now! Tug Boating Ass is so super cool you gonna make the ice cubes jealous!